I'm on fire!

It's a grim business, this being funny. Every time you come up with a strong satiric idea, the world tops it. None of our reactionary military characters in the past decade could top the real-life line that came out of Vietnam: "We had to destroy the village in order to save it." 

- Del Close (mentor to ever famous funny person you can think of)

There's really nothing to say about this (except, maybe, that the filmed-from-the-screen shake and crop meditated it in way that didn't leave me dizzy and stunned the way the actual trailer did). 

We're not going to make it.