One has to pay respects to those fine citizens who spend their free time reviewing condoms on Amazon. One has to pay special respects to those who purchase AND THEN REVIEW a 144 count fish bowl full of multi-color durex condoms. Wow! Here are some highlights...
"The product is missing 14 condoms that really sucks. Service better improve or I am just going to stop buying."
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"I thought I'd never get a handle on Halloween. I tried giving out
homemade candy apples -- the parents wouldn't accept them. I tried
buying bulk candy and putting it in little baggies -- no dice. You can
get little boxes of raisins in great quantity, but cleaning the toilet
paper out of the trees wasn't worth it the next day.
So imagine
my glee at finding this one-stop-shopping solution. Individually
wrapped? Check. Colorful variety? Check. Enough for the dozens of
trick-or-treaters we get at Halloween? Check. They even come in their
own jar!
All this needs is a "Please Take One" sign and I'll be
all ready for October 31st. Let's see the neighborhood watch find
something wrong with my candy THIS year!"
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"...If you need tons of condoms, this is the product for you. For those who are curious, you'd have to have sex 2.77 times a week in order to use up all these condoms in a year." (HE NEEDS TONS OF CONDOMS)
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LASTLY MY PERSONAL FAVORITE...
"I use these for those lonely nights. They provide a cheap and easy way
to contain my messes. No need to waste a sock or paper towels! Great
buy"
A SOCK??? REALLY....WOW!
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